Jesus
loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
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Impotence...Nature's
way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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The
proctologist called
...they found your head.
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Everyone
has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
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Save
your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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Your
ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
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I
used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
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WANTED:
Meaningful
overnight relationship.
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Guys...just
because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
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Some
people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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Heart
Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal
friends.
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Don't
like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
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If
you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
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Some
people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot
them.
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Try
not to let your mind wander...It is too small and
fragile to be out by itself.
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And
The Number One Bumper Sticker You'd Like To See!!
Welcome
to
America
...now speak English
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